If you are viewing this blog I have done one of the following:
- Shamelessly tricked you into thinking this is porn and linked it to you via numerous social networking sites
- Told you in person about the “latest, craziest, totally free porn site of the century” and given you this link.
- Come out to you in confidence about my love for comic books/novels, graphic novels/comics, pretty picture books, superheroes/heroines, etc and you accepted me for who I am and I gave you this link.
If none of the above apply to you, then I suppose we met on chance just like how Superman crash landed on the Kent Farm, Batman’s parents gunned down after the Mask of Zorro, and Deadpool just so happened to be X11 in X-men: Origins causing millions upon millions of fanboys to weep, bitch, and consider suicide.
But enough about my family…
This blog is meant for comic book fans that actually enjoy reviews yet do not enjoy the part where it takes over a week to get a properly done one. This is meant for fans that want to read a review that isn’t so blatantly Marvel vs. DC biased…because…we all know [removed due to copyright and possible lawsuit] pretty much gets paid to give a good review of certain properties. This is meant for comic fans that want an honest review of the comics that do not get the big summer movie that is so CGI heavy that the fingers/claws look silly. Really…two X-Men: Origins “jokes”…
WAIT…Green Lantern still needs some polishing…phew…there we go.
In the coming weeks I will be frequently updating this page with my thoughts on the comics that should be read by YOU…yes, YOU! If you have a mind that loves to trek the world of colorful pages, let me send you some cool sights to see.
As you will come to find, my range of comic book reads goes from indie to superhero, classic to horror. I will even be doing a throwback graphic novel review every week as a little treat for those hidden, dusty gems that are buried in the Anime/Manga section of your favorite bookstore. Why are they there? I have no clue, why don’t you ask the fox-tail wearing, androgynous kid camping out with the Naruto headband.
I hope all of you are excited as I am for this! And for those that have ADHD:
The TL;DR version: I am reviewing comics. Enjoy it. Or GTFO.